Friday, July 10, 2009

Another Day, Another Mood Swing

Disappointed by the earlier information I got about Home State's hiring freeze, I wrote the person in charge of the Career Changers program asking whether she had any idea when the freeze might be lifted. I got a very encouraging response, including a reiteration that she was pretty confident I'd have a job at the beginning of the school year. So there's that.

Also, my conversation with a couple of teachers in Current State convinces me that, if I get any interview opportunities here, it will be no sooner than a week or so before they have to make a hire. Essentially, the principals are trying to hire experienced teachers, or lacking that, teachers who have gone through some training in advance of beginning to teach. Only as a last resort will they hire someone like me, who is qualified in the subject area but has no teaching experience or training. The situation is different in Home State because I'm in the training program there.

"No Child Left Behind" has also had the effect of creating a pool of unemployed but certified and experienced teachers all looking for jobs in the 4 to 6 weeks prior to the start of school. Here's my understanding of how that happens. (Caveat: like everything else associated with the public school system, I am only about 50% confident I actually understand the process, in part because virtually every explanation I see on official websites, etc. contradicts explanations I've found elsewhere.)

With that caveat...

No Child Left Behind requires all public schools to administer a state-wide standardized test annually to all students. Schools which receive Title I funding must make Adequate Yearly Progress (AYP) in test scores. Only test scores from certain grade levels "count" in assessing AYP.

If a Title I school fails to make AYP, then it is put on a list of "failing schools" published in the local paper and parents are given the option to transfer to another school. If it does not meet AYP for a second year, then it must provide special tutoring for its economically disadvantaged students.

Most relevantly for this blog post, teachers in schools which don't make AYP two years in a row have their contracts cancelled / not automatically renewed, and they must go through an interview process with the principal to retain their jobs. Presumably, they may also seek jobs at other schools at which there are openings, even if the principal at the current school would like to retain them. (I'm not 100% certain about this, but I believe it's correct.) Regardless, it means that when the test results come out shortly after the end of the school year, there are a few schools that must re-fill every teaching position in the school. (In Home County, there are at least 4 high schools (of 20) in this position.) It also enables principals to get rid of some bad teachers, assuming, of course, there are people available to fill those positions. So there's a big game of musical chairs happening in the two months between the scores coming out and the beginning of the school year. Meanwhile, those of us who are not yet in the game have to stand around waiting to see if there will be empty chairs remaining when the music stops.

So that's where I am now... waiting for the music to stop.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Quote of the Day

Today's Quote of the Day (from The Quotations Page) is "Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be." That could not be more true.

The teaching job search has hit snags in both Current State and Home State. Home State (actually, Home County) is in a hiring freeze. I'm told that when it ends, I'm virtually assured of getting an offer, if not several, from high schools in the area. But as to when it will end, no one can say. Perhaps before the beginning of the school year, but perhaps not.

Current State may or may not have put in a new regulation about being enrolled in a certification program before being eligible to be hired. Historically, one could be hired first, then enroll, with the only requirement being that one had to complete one's certification within 3 years. There's no logic to requiring enrollment prior to being hired that anyone can provide for me, and there's no mention of the requirement on the state's professional standards website, the site to which one is directed for information on certification procedures.

New plan (Current State): Go to the principals of schools in Current State who have open positions, and show them my credentials. Get one of them to agree to hire me if I meet all the requirements. Camp out in the district office until someone agrees I've met all the requirements, or clearly shows how I haven't, and what I can do about it. Meet those requirements. Accept job offer. Get over bitterness.

New plan (Home State): Hope and wait. The school board approved an increase in property tax rate two days ago, but the budget doesn't get approved until September. So the first thing I need to do is find out if there is any chance the hiring freeze will be lifted prior to the budget approval.

I really hate this.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Another Day in the Shining City

The city in which I currently live (for the next 3 -4 weeks, anyway) is notorious for its traffic. I'm living due east of town, and my kids live due north of it. There are two options, equally awful, for going from my place to theirs - highway west into the center of town then another highway north through town, or the loop going widdershins around town. Both are about 30 minutes without traffic and 1 1/2 hours in a normal rush-hour.

Which, as it turns out, starts at 3:30 PM.

E has baseball games that start at 6 and KB has swim meets that start at 5:30. What working parent could possibly take their kid to these things, since the participants are supposed to be there an hour early? Are all swim teams composed entirely of kids with a stay-at-home parent? Also, swim meets require about 237 volunteers, and take at least 9 hours to complete. Every lane needs a starter, a timer and another person to do something official-looking with a clipboard, plus there are bullpen-watchers for each age group (of which there are about 30), shepherds to take the kids from the bullpen to the lanes when it's their turn to swim, and 10 or 15 other people who ferry information back and forth as quickly as possible for no apparent reason, since the score of the meet is never mentioned during the event, and the winner is typically announced a couple of days later by email. Because the meets are so long, they have two sets of volunteers, one for the first half of the meet and one set for the second half. I thought hockey parents, who take their kids to the rink at 3:30 AM because that's the only ice time the pewee peewee* group can get, were dedicated. But if you have a kid who has been on a swim team for more than 2 years, you're either a saint or you've stopped attending their meets.

Anyway, I now head for the north of town at about 2 PM whenever I have to be there for a game or meet, and hang out in the air-conditioned, free wireless-accessible branch library. Not sure why I needed to write that down, but there it is. And here I am, waiting for 5:30.

*Scrabble fails me once again. PEWEE is a perfectly acceptable word, a fact I happened to know. Unfortunately, a PEWEE is a type of bird, not an alternate spelling of PEEWEE, a fact I clearly didn't know.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Bummin'

Tough day for the home team. As noted earlier, the position at the high school I have been trying to contact has apparently been filled. Moreover, 4 of the 5 positions in the largest county in the area are no longer listed, presumably meaning they also have been filled. Meanwhile, no one has even contacted me for an interview here in Current State.

I also have gotten no word recently from anyone in Home State, although that's less concerning because of my previous conversations with them. Looks like I may be moving back to Home State come the end of the summer.

Monday, June 15, 2009

School Visit II Update

Yes, she can avoid talking to me. The position is no longer open.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

School Visit II

Virtually every county is very clear regarding what applicants should do once they have submitted all of their information and applied for the open positions listed on the county's website: "Don't call us, we'll call you." One county in particular goes out of its way to (a) post this instruction in every possible place one might conceivably search for ways to contact people, and (b) give as many reasons as they can think of to justify themselves.

However, one county explicitly states that applicants are welcome to contact the principals at the schools to which they've applied in order to set up interviews. Apparently the HR folks in that county's DOE got tired of fielding calls from frustrated applicants asking about their status despite all the warnings against doing exactly that. Or else there is an enormous conspiracy to make the process of applying to several counties as confusing as possible, and this county volunteered to make its contact process different from every other one on earth. I don't entirely discount the conspiracy theory -- it explains many, many aspects of this farkakteh process.

Anyway, I've been trying to reach the principal of one particular school in Outlier County for about 3 weeks. The first dozen or so times I called, I got a busy signal, or no signal at all and a "Congestion" notice on my phone, something I'd never seen before. I finally got through, only to learn the principal's position was open, and the task of hiring a math teacher would be falling to someone else. I left a message for the fill-in. No response for several days. I called back, eventually getting the office again. Another message, plus a recommendation from the office person to write her an email. Email sent. No response to either the message or the email. More office-calling, this time without actually getting through to the office. So I drove to the school.

There was scaffolding all around the original building, the skeleton of another building being erected next to the main one and a couple of dozen men in hard hats hanging out in various vestibules. I walked in, figuring the office would still be open. No one anywhere. I wandered through the school for about 10 minutes, thoroughly enjoying the opportunity to look around -- it was a high school created straight from my imagination of what one should look like. (Think lots of brick, several stories, lockers in the hallway, etc.)

I eventually walked back outside and found a person walking behind the building who appeared to be administrative. (No, I don't know what would constitute an "administrative-looking" person.) Turns out, the admin staff is holed up in a couple of trailers in the parking lot for the duration of the construction, and is sharing a single phone, which explains the inability to get through. Unfortunately, Ms. Fill-In was in an "all day off-site meeting," and thus unavailable. I tried to make an appointment but got only a promise that she would be given my hand-written message regarding my desire to meet with her.

That was Thursday. No contact yet. But now I know where she is, so she can't escape without eventually talking to me.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Who Makes Up These Rules?

As I do virtually every day, I checked today each of the several counties in Current State to which I've sent applications to see if (a) there are additional jobs posted to which I might apply and (b) anything has changed with respect to my application status. I finally noticed today that my "certification status" was a little strange in one of the counties to which I've applied. It's hard to describe exactly what was strange -- it would take several paragraphs just to describe the various possible status messages, and a couple of dozen more to explain precisely what my certification status really is, but trust me, the status message was strange. Not strange enough that I was really worried about it, which is why I hadn't noticed it before. But now I'm paranoid. So I called the county DOE and asked about it. They replied that they had no verification that I'd passed the Basic Skills portion of the State ACE. That was annoying, since it meant my application had been languishing in the county DOE (and not sent to principals who could decide whether to interview me) for at least 3 months, but okay...

"This is no problem," I said -- "I exempted from the Basic Skills portion by virtue of my ACT scores, which are reported on my first undergraduate school's transcript, which you have." I even told them where to find the ACT scores on the transcript. "Great," she replied, and we hung up. To her everlasting credit, she called back. But the news was bad. "They didn't report your individual English and Math scores on the ACT," she tells me, and I need a combined 42 to be exempt.

"Um, yeah, but you'll notice it lists the percentile I acheived. It's 93rd in English, and 99th in Math, overall 98th. Surely 98th percentile will get me through?"

"No, that's not good enough."

"98th percentile isn't good enough? What does it take?"

"We need your combined score to be higher than 42."

"OK, well, you'll notice the 'comprehensive' score is 30. That's the average of the two scores. Which means I had no worse than a 59 combined. So that gets me in, right?"

"No, that's not good enough. You have to have two scores that add to more than 42."

"I do. I have two scores that add up to something that, when divided by 2, equals 30. Which makes those two scores, added together, more than 42."

"That's not good enough." (Honest... she told me this 3 times. I probably would have let it go if she had said "Yes, but that's not what we need," or "We need the actual scores," or even "Yes, it's absurd, but it's a requirement.")

Sigh. Now I have the thrill of getting my ACTs or SATs from the college testing board, expedited. More red tape, more red numbers in my bank account. I never, ever want to hear anyone complain about the bureaucracy within the company at which they work. Unless they work for the government, or they want to hear 3 hours of "I can top that" stories.